Zappuccino

57 – Lewisham (Brockley), London, England

Brogued rogue seks droll moll.

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Lewisham (Brockley), London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
57
Star sign:
Taurus
Height:
5' 9" (175cm)
Body type:
Athletic
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair colour:
Blonde
Eye colour:
Green
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual
Have children:
No
Want children:
Maybe
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Regularly
Drinking:
Several times a week
Education:
Ask me later
Occupation:
Other
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
French
Religion:
Agnostic

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district SE4 (London)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
25 - 45
Star sign:
Any
Height:
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 10" (179cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Light Brown; Dark Brown; Black
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Single
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Ooh- this bit's tough, isn't it?
It's a bit like having to stand in your underpants before an interview panel of several hundred thousand people and being told- "Right, Mr Jones- you have thirty seconds to tell us about yourself and exactly why we should give you this position. Just RELAX and SPEAK UP."
Anyway, having temporarily given up on finding true-love the organic, tofu-knitting way, I find myself back on the interweb (yes- been here before and still have the bruises). Finding someone who's a little like me- mischievious, stylish but not poncey, music-loving, allergic to clubbing, partial to cheap plonk and fane wanes alike, trusty, lusty, creative, occasionally hilarious- would be proper bo.
In real-life, I'm an illustrator/animator/cartoonist/author/s ometime teacher and I love the following in no particular order...
Elliott Smith,
Edith Piaf,
Roarty motorbikes,
Antoine de St Exupery,
Robert Mitchum,
70's movies,
Mr Zimmerman,
Orson Welles,
Cormac McCarthy,
James Cagney,
Moondog,
Django Rheinhardt,
Lingerie (looking, not wearing),
Tom Waits,
Billie Holliday,
Bon Iver,
Talisker whisky,
Pablo Neruda,
Scott Walker,
Odetta,
Jean Cocteau,
Blah, blah, blah, you get the whole, shockingly pretentious picture.
For the sake of complete disclosure, I have to declare a total non-interest in dancing in clubs. I know that may be a deal-breaker for some, but I'm just being honest. Although I still have a hankering to learn how to Tango in Buenos Aires.
Not sure there's much point to what we write- it's all about the pheremones, isn't it? And noses. I do like a distinctive nose on a lady.
There's not much I take exception to. Unctious close-up magicians and their irritating card tricks, people whose laughter could upset horses, nasal accents, the phrase "blue-skies thinking" and it's ilk. And I don't like Ilk's much either. Or Moose's, for that matter.
Oh hang on- there's LOADS I take exception to. But don't get me started, or we'll never meet up
Anyway, that'll do for now....

About his ideal match

How could I possibly know? I haven't met her yet, which is why I'm here. Someone cheeky, loveable, easy on the eye. Someone who won't drag me clubbing if I promise not to insist she comes out on my bike with me. Although I'm off to the Balearic Islands on the bike in the summer, so if I met somone who wanted to come along for a bit of adventure, that could be fun.
Someone who loves coffee and cake, who forgives my oddball enthusiasms and my occasional forays into growing handlebar moustaches, who loves to be as naughty as I do...

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